{"id":805,"date":"2011-04-19T23:36:42","date_gmt":"2011-04-19T21:36:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/?p=805"},"modified":"2011-04-20T23:25:15","modified_gmt":"2011-04-20T21:25:15","slug":"blondinen-og-banken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/blondinen-og-banken\/","title":{"rendered":"Blondinen og banken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>En blondine kommer ind i en bank i K\u00f8benhavn og beder om at f\u00e5 et l\u00e5n.<\/p>\n<p>Hun siger hun skal sydp\u00e5 p\u00e5 forretningsrejse i tre uger, og er n\u00f8dt til at l\u00e5ne 5.000 kroner. Bankmanden siger han beh\u00f8ver en form for sikkerhed for l\u00e5net. Blondinen gi\u00b4r ham da n\u00f8glerne til en splinterny Mercedes der st\u00e5r parkeret p\u00e5 gaden udenfor banken.<\/p>\n<p>Bankmanden og de andre i banken f\u00e5r sig alle en god latter p\u00e5 blondinens bekostning, som bruger en Benz` til 1.8 millioner som sikkerhed for et l\u00e5n p\u00e5 5.000 kroner. Han k\u00f8rer s\u00e5 bilen ned i bankens garage og parkerer den der. <\/p>\n<p>Tre uger senere kommer blondinen igen og betaler de 5.000 kroner plus renter p\u00e5 31 kroner tilbage.<br \/>\nBankmanden siger til blondinen: &#8216;Vi er meget glade for at De ville l\u00e5ne hos os, men vi er alle en smule forvirrede&#8230;, mens De var borte tjekkede vi Dem og opdagede, at De er multimillion\u00e6r. Det, som forvirrede os er, at De beh\u00f8vede at l\u00e5ne 5.000 kroner?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Blondinen svarede: &#8216;Hvor ellers i K\u00f8benhavn kan jeg parkere min bil i tre uger for 31 kroner ?&#8217; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En blondine kommer ind i en bank i K\u00f8benhavn og beder om at f\u00e5 et l\u00e5n. Hun siger hun skal sydp\u00e5 p\u00e5 forretningsrejse i tre uger, og er n\u00f8dt til at l\u00e5ne 5.000 kroner. Bankmanden siger han beh\u00f8ver en form for sikkerhed for l\u00e5net. Blondinen gi\u00b4r ham da n\u00f8glerne til en splinterny Mercedes der st\u00e5r [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diverse"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pSQsk-cZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=805"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":810,"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805\/revisions\/810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}