{"id":731,"date":"2010-10-16T12:12:37","date_gmt":"2010-10-16T10:12:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/?p=731"},"modified":"2010-10-16T22:26:17","modified_gmt":"2010-10-16T20:26:17","slug":"joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong> Besparelser i  sundhedsv\u00e6snet.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p> Telefonen ringede hos Olsen.<br \/>\n<em> &#8211; Goddag det er Marie  Olsen.<\/em><\/p>\n<p> Goddag, jeg ringer  fra Blodbanken. Din mand Peter Olsen var hos os i g\u00e5r<br \/>\n for at f\u00e5 taget  blodpr\u00f8ver&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em> &#8211; Ja, og hvad s\u00e5?<\/em><\/p>\n<p> Vi har desv\u00e6rre haft et lille  uheld. Vi havde ogs\u00e5 en anden Peter Olsen<br \/>\n hos os i g\u00e5r som ogs\u00e5 fik taget  blodpr\u00f8ver.<\/p>\n<p> Beklageligvis er  begges personnummer ul\u00e6seligt p\u00e5 pr\u00f8verne. Sikkert et<br \/>\n printerproblem..<\/p>\n<p><em> &#8211;  Skal han s\u00e5 komme igen for at f\u00e5 taget nye pr\u00f8ver?<\/em><\/p>\n<p> Desv\u00e6rre, med de nye  besparelser i sundhedsv\u00e6senet, kan vi kun tage<br \/>\n blodpr\u00f8ver en gang i kvartalet,  pr person.<\/p>\n<p><em> &#8211; Javel..<\/em><\/p>\n<p> Derfor m\u00e5 jeg desv\u00e6rre meddele nogle d\u00e5rlige  nyheder. Din mand har enten<br \/>\n HIV eller Alzheimers.<\/p>\n<p><em> &#8211; Men det er jo  skr\u00e6kkeligt! Hvad skal vi g\u00f8re nu?<\/em><\/p>\n<p> Vi anbefaler at du tager din mand med ind  til centrum og forlader ham der.<\/p>\n<p> Finder han selv  hjem, s\u00e5 skal du ikke have sex med ham!!<\/p>\n<p><em>(Indsendt af: Susanne  \u00d8nsker du ogs\u00e5 at indsende sjovt materiale send en mail til: spam (@) thoeisen.dk)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Besparelser i sundhedsv\u00e6snet. Telefonen ringede hos Olsen. &#8211; Goddag det er Marie Olsen. Goddag, jeg ringer fra Blodbanken. Din mand Peter Olsen var hos os i g\u00e5r for at f\u00e5 taget blodpr\u00f8ver&#8230; &#8211; Ja, og hvad s\u00e5? Vi har desv\u00e6rre haft et lille uheld. Vi havde ogs\u00e5 en anden Peter Olsen hos os i g\u00e5r [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forside","category-joke"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sSQsk-joke","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=731"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":734,"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/731\/revisions\/734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dan.thoeisen.dk\/hjem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}